Warning labels on products can be a bit condescending to say the least. Here are just a few warnings that have actually appeared on products through the years:
- Liquid Plummer – Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
- Wet-Nap – Directions: Tear open packet and use.
- Stridex Foaming Face Wash – May contain foam.
- Hairdryer – Do not use while taking a shower.
- Zantac 75 – Do not take if allergic to Zantac.
- Sleeping Pills – Warning: May cause Drowsiness.
- Christmas Lights – Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
- Auto-Shade Windshield Visor – Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
- Children's Superman Costume – Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
- Nabisco Easy Cheese – For best results, remove cap.
- Hershey's Almond Bar – Warning: May contain traces of nuts
What good ones have you seen lately? let me know at mattappleby@clearchannel.com
